Jeffrey: I realized how much I like little girls.

…

I MEAN, SMALL-SIZED GIRLS!

Jeffrey: What’s a creative way to take a picture of my dick?—FUCK, I meant BED…

Stephen: Did you know that if you say gullible really slowly it sounds like oranges?

Jeffrey: What? What the fuck? guuullllliiiiibbbllleeee

*Stephen and Raghav start laughing*

Jeffrey: … oh, I just got it. fuck

Jeffrey: Wait… I thought DD meant that there were two of them?

Raghav: Whoa, I never realized Texas has three NBA teams. Why do they get 3 teams?

Jeffrey: Dude, California has like.. 4 teams, right?

Raghav: Oh yeah… the Warriors, Kings, Clippers, and Lakers.

Jeffrey: Wait.. is Denver..?

Raghav: No.. Denver is in Colorado.

Jeffrey: Colorado is a state?

Jeffrey talking to Olamide, Emma, and Stephen in Stephen’s room. Lerie is on the bed…
Lerie: What are you saying, Jeffrey?
Jeffrey: SHUT THE FUCK UP. ITS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 
Lerie: What??
Jeffrey: YOU SUCK!

Lerie: Oh, you bought ink? I need some ink.

Raghav: You know what else you need?

Jeffrey: Some straight friends!

… wtf

*Jeffrey is in the bathroom*

Jeffrey: This is the longest doo-doo I’ve ever had! It’s longer than my penis! Should I take a picture of it?

He took a fucking picture of it.

Raghav: Your hair looks good, dude. Stop worrying about it.

*Jeffrey looks at his hair in the mirror*

Jeffrey: Fucking barber messed up! I wanted my hair to look like a triangle!

As we are cutting Lerie’s cake…

Olamide: Wow, so you guys don’t have any plates?

Adil: No, but we can eat on paper towels.

Raghav: Oh, wait, I brought forks! We can use those at least.

Jeffrey: What? Why do we need forks? We already have paper towels.

Raghav: … what? Paper towels replace the plates, Jeffrey…

*everybody laughs*

*30 seconds later*

Jeffrey: I don’t even get why that’s funny.